i want to date a member of one direction so i can join the elite girlfriend group, i’m well versed in looking good while spending someone else’s money
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards
*me watching X Factor*
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
- me: # IM SCR E AMING W TF IM DE A D LOOK A TH IM HE SJSI LI LOVE HIM SOC MUCH THE SYSN PLE AS E LORD HAVE M E RCY WR F IM TOO WE A K FOR THIS SJDNDIA
- person who reblogged from me: #hs #wwa tour